I sometimes have this sinister urge to misquote Shakespeare around Tom Hiddleston to see if his politeness has a breaking point.
What if right in the middle of the Oscars
they bolted the door
and the Rains of Castamere started playing
#leonardo dicaprio sends his regards
JUST KIDDING THIS IS THE BEST ONE
I like Oscars night because it combines my love of films and hot older men in suits